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Sebastian's story took place long ago. Sebastian is a great SAINT, a true fighter - an ATHLETE who worked hard to WIN! An OPPONENT named Diocletian TACKLED Sebastian. Diocletian ordered A TEAM of archers to kill Sebastian with arrows. SEBASTIAN SURVIVED the ordeal. Badly wounded by their UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS, Sebastian was nearly DEFEATED. Many of SAINT SEBASTIAN’S FANS loyally stood by him. He recovered TO FIGHT again. Sebastian BEAT many other TEAMS. He WON many CONTESTS, week after week. He WON AT HOME, HE WON AWAY FROM HOME AND HE EVEN WON ON MONDAY NIGHT! When commentators said he would lose, they were wrong! Sebastian kept WINNING and continued his SCRIMMAGING with courage. He ENDURED many SACKS and was named PATRON SAINT OF ATHLETES by the POPE. Fans of the SAINTS believe he is guiding modern day SAINTS toward a SUPER contest in 2007. WEAR SAINT SEBASTIAN regularly and ask him to guide the NEW ORLEANS SAINTS to VICTORY IN THE 2007 SUPER BOWL!

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